It’s the magical time of year again: time for the networks to bring our shows back for the fall season. Cliffhangers will be resolved, double-length season premieres will be padded, tears will be shed, hearts will be touched.

Following is a list, by date, of all the major networks’ season premieres. Omitted are cable shows, because they don’t usually adhere to a “fall season,” and because I don’t care about most of them.

Shows that are brand-new this fall are marked with an asterisk. Give ‘em a spin! See if they stink! I know I will. (Give ‘em a spin, I mean, not stink.)

Monday
*8/29 - Prison Break - FOX

Thursday
9/8 - The O.C. - FOX
*9/8 - Reunion - FOX

Sunday
9/11 - The Simpsons - FOX
*9/11 - The War at Home - FOX
9/11 - Family Guy - FOX
9/11 - American Dad - FOX

Monday
9/12 - Wife Swap - ABC

Tuesday
9/13 - The Biggest Loser - NBC
*9/13 - Bones - FOX
9/13 - Gilmore Girls - WB
9/13 - House - FOX
*9/13 - Supernatural - WB

Wednesday
*9/14 - Head Cases - FOX

Thursday
9/15 - Survivor - CBS

Friday
9/16 - What I Like About You - WB
*9/16 - Twins - WB
9/16 - Reba - WB
*9/16 - Threshold - CBS
9/16 - Living with Fran - WB

Monday
9/19 - Arrested Development - FOX
9/19 - King of Queens - CBS
9/19 - One on One - UPN
9/19 - Seventh Heaven - WB
*9/19 - Surface - NBC
9/19 - All of Us - UPN
*9/19 - How I Met Your Mother - CBS
*9/19 - Kitchen Confidential - FOX
9/19 - Girlfriends - UPN
*9/19 - Just Legal - WB
9/19 - Las Vegas - NBC
9/19 - Two and a Half Men - CBS
9/19 - Half & Half - UPN
*9/19 - Out of Practice - CBS
9/19 - CSI: Miami - CBS
9/19 - Medium - NBC

Tuesday
9/20 - According to Jim - ABC
9/20 - N.C.I.S. - CBS
*9/20 - My Name is Earl - NBC
9/20 - The Office - NBC
9/20 - Law & Order: SVU - NBC

Wednesday
9/21 - America’s Next Top Model - UPN
*9/21 - The Apprentice: Martha Stewart - NBC
9/21 - Lost - ABC
9/21 - Still Standing - CBS
9/21 - Yes, Dear - CBS
*9/21 - E-Ring - NBC
9/21 - CSI: New York - CBS
*9/21 - Invasion - ABC
9/21 - Law & Order - NBC

Thursday
*9/22 - Everybody Hates Chris - UPN
9/22 - Joey - NBC
9/22 - Eve - UPN
9/22 - The Apprentice - NBC
9/22 - CSI - CBS
9/22 - Cuts - UPN
*9/22 - Love, Inc. - UPN
*9/22 - Criminal Minds - CBS
9/22 - ER - NBC

Friday
9/23 - Bernie Mac Show - FOX
*9/23 - Ghost Whisperer - CCBS
9/23 - Supernanny - ABC
9/23 - Malcolm in the Middle - FOX
*9/23 - Killer Instinct - FOX
*9/23 - Three Wishes - NBC
*9/23 - Inconceivable - NBC
9/23 - Numbers - CBS

Sunday
9/25 - Extreme Makeover: Home Edition - ABC
9/25 - Charmed - WB
9/25 - Cold Case - CBS
9/25 - The West Wing - NBC
9/25 - Blue Collar TV - WB
9/25 - Desperate Housewives - ABC
9/25 - Law & Order: CI - NBC
9/25 - Crossing Jordan - NBC
9/25 - Grey’s Anatomy - ABC

Tuesday
9/27 - The Amazing Race - CBS
*9/27 - Commander-in-Chief - ABC
*9/27 - Sex, Love and Secrets - UPN
9/27 - Boston Legal - ABC

Wednesday
9/28 - George Lopez Show - ABC
9/28 - Veronica Mars - UPN

Thursday
9/29 - Alias - ABC
9/29 - Smallville - WB
9/29 - Will & Grace - NBC (Premiere will be LIVE!)
9/29 - Everwood - WB
*9/29 - The Night Stalkers - ABC
9/29 - Without a Trace - CBS

Friday
9/30 - Hope & Faith - ABC

Tuesday
10/4 - Rodney - ABC
*10/4 - Close to Home - CBS

Wednesday
10/5 - One Tree Hill - WB
*10/5 - Freddie - ABC
*10/5 - Related - WB

Friday
*10/7 - Hot Properties - ABC

Tuesday
11/8 - That ’70s Show - FOX

Wednesday
11/9 - Stacked - FOX