Gentleman, start your TiVos! Here is a list of the networks’ season premiere dates (with a couple cable shows thrown in, too). New shows are marked with an asterisk. A few of these have already occurred, so I hope you were paying attention and didn’t miss them.

Monday 8/21 - Prison Break (Fox)
*Monday 8/21 - Vanished (Fox)

*Tuesday 8/29 - Celebrity Duets (Fox) (hereafter on Thursdays)

Wednesday 8/30 - Bones (Fox)
*Wednesday 8/30 - Justice (Fox)

*Tuesday 9/5 - Standoff (Fox)
Tuesday 9/5 - House (Fox)
Tuesday 9/5 - Nip/Tuck (FX)

*Thursday 9/7 - ‘Til Death (Fox)
*Thursday 9/7 - Happy Hour (Fox)

Friday 9/8 - Nanny 911 (Fox)
Friday 9/8 - 20/20 (ABC)

Saturday 9/9 - Cops (Fox)
Saturday 9/9 - America’s Most Wanted (Fox)

Sunday 9/10 - The Simpsons (Fox)
Sunday 9/10 - American Dad (Fox)
Sunday 9/10 - Family Guy (Fox)
Sunday 9/10 - The War at Home (Fox)

Sunday 9/10 - The Wire (HBO)

Tuesday 9/12 - Dancing With the Stars (ABC)
*Tuesday 9/12 - Men In Trees (ABC) (hereafter on Fridays)

Thursday 9/14 - Survivor: Cook Islands (CBS)

Saturday 9/16 - MADtv (Fox)

Sunday 9/17 - The Amazing Race 10 (CBS)

Monday 9/18 - Wife Swap (ABC)
*Monday 9/18 - The Class (CBS)
Monday 9/18 - How I Met Your Mother (CBS)
Monday 9/18 - Two And A Half Men (CBS)
Monday 9/18 - The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS)
Monday 9/18 - CSI: Miami (CBS)
*Monday 9/18 - Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (NBC)

Tuesday 9/19 - NCIS (CBS)
Tuesday 9/19 - Law & Order CI (NBC)
Tuesday 9/19 - The Unit (CBS)
*Tuesday 9/19 - Smith (CBS)
Tuesday 9/19 - Law & Order SVU (NBC)
Tuesday 9/19 - Boston Legal (ABC)

*Wednesday 9/20 - Jericho (CBS)
Wednesday 9/20 - America’s Next Top Model (CW)
Wednesday 9/20 - The Biggest Loser (NBC)
Wednesday 9/20 - Criminal Minds (CBS)
*Wednesday 9/20 - Kidnapped (NBC)
Wednesday 9/20 - CSI: NY (CBS)

Thursday 9/21 - My Name Is Earl (NBC)
Thursday 9/21 - The Office (NBC)
Thursday 9/21 - Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)
*Thursday 9/21 - Six Degrees (ABC)
Thursday 9/21 - CSI (CBS)
*Thursday 9/21 - Shark (CBS)
Thursday 9/21 - ER (NBC)

Friday 9/22 - Friday Night Smackdown (CW)
Friday 9/22 - Ghost Whisperer (CBS)
Friday 9/22 - Close To Home (CBS)
Friday 9/22 - Numb3rs (CBS)
Friday 9/22 - Law & Order (NBC)

Sunday 9/24 - Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC)
Sunday 9/24 - 60 Minutes (CBS)
Sunday 9/24 - Desperate Housewives (ABC)
Sunday 9/24 - Cold Case (CBS)
*Sunday 9/24 - Brothers & Sisters (ABC)
Sunday 9/24 - Without a Trace (CBS)

Monday 9/25 - 7th Heaven (CW)
*Monday 9/25 - Runaway (CW)
*Monday 9/25 - Heroes (NBC)

Tuesday 9/26 - Gilmore Girls (CW)
*Tuesday 9/26 - Help Me Help You (ABC)

Wednesday 9/27 - One Tree Hill (CW)

*Thursday 9/28 - Ugly Betty (ABC)
Thursday 9/28 - Smallville (CW)
Thursday 9/28 - Supernatural (CW)

Saturday 9/30 - Saturday Night Live (NBC)

Sunday 10/1 - America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC)
Sunday 10/1 - Everybody Hates Chris (CW)
Sunday 10/1 - All of Us (CW)
Sunday 10/1 - Girlfriends (CW)
*Sunday 10/1 - The Game (CW)
Sunday 10/1 - Campus Ladies (Oxygen)

Monday 10/2 - The Bachelor: Rome (ABC)

*Tuesday 10/3 - Friday Night Lights (NBC)
Tuesday 10/3 - Veronica Mars (CW)

*Wednesday 10/4 - 20 Good Years (NBC)
Wednesday 10/4 - Lost (ABC)
*Wednesday 10/4 - The Nine (ABC)
Wednesday 10/4 - South Park (Comedy Central)

*Thursday 10/5 - Big Day (ABC)
*Thursday 10/5 - Notes From The Underbelly (ABC)

Friday 10/6 - Trading Spouses (Fox)

Monday 10/9 - What About Brian (ABC)

*Wednesday 10/11 - 30 Rock (NBC)

*Tuesday 10/17 - The Knights of Prosperity (ABC)

Friday 10/20 - Crossing Jordan (NBC)
Friday 10/20 - Las Vegas (NBC)

Thursday 11/2 - The OC (Fox)

*Wednesday 11/15 - Day Break (ABC)

I made my third appearance on KUFO’s Cort & Fatboy show last Friday evening, once again to help out my pal Mike Russell in his reviewing duties. His dereliction was not due to laziness this time, however: Two of the movies had screened at the same time, so it would have been impossible to see them both.

I reviewed “Crank” while Mike dealt with “The Wicker Man.” The event can be heard on Cort & Fatboy’s site, with Mike and me appearing just a couple minutes into the show. (Note: Like most rock-station DJs, Cort and Fatboy use a bit of PG-rated language now and then. Listener discretion is advised.)