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	<title>Comments on: Angry Letters: &#8216;Eragon,&#8217; &#8216;Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,&#8217; miscellaneous</title>
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		<title>By: ClobberGirl</title>
		<link>http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/03/27/angry-letters-eragon-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-miscellaneous/comment-page-1/#comment-26188</link>
		<dc:creator>ClobberGirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 21:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In the comics/graphic novels, Splinter was a rat owned by a martial artist. The ooze turned him into a big humanoid rat just like it turned the turtles into big humanoid turtles.

In the 80s cartoon series, he was a human turned into a rat-human by the ooze because rats were what he had come in contact with last. 

Though the movies were heavily influenced by the cartoon series, they used the comic book origin for Splinter, and not the cartoon one. So movie-Splinter was always a rat. 

For the purposes of this angry letter, Eric was right and Jeff was wrong. Everyone laugh at Jeff. Or laugh at me for knowing that bit of trivia... take your pick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the comics/graphic novels, Splinter was a rat owned by a martial artist. The ooze turned him into a big humanoid rat just like it turned the turtles into big humanoid turtles.</p>
<p>In the 80s cartoon series, he was a human turned into a rat-human by the ooze because rats were what he had come in contact with last. </p>
<p>Though the movies were heavily influenced by the cartoon series, they used the comic book origin for Splinter, and not the cartoon one. So movie-Splinter was always a rat. </p>
<p>For the purposes of this angry letter, Eric was right and Jeff was wrong. Everyone laugh at Jeff. Or laugh at me for knowing that bit of trivia&#8230; take your pick.</p>
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		<title>By: RandyTayler</title>
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		<dc:creator>RandyTayler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:35:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh crap! I never remember to pay you for that link. If you or your fat brother would set up recurring billing on PayPal -- I can&#039;t set up recurring PAYING, you see -- we wouldn&#039;t have this guilt. 

I wouldn&#039;t, rather.

The link is for Google-bombing, not for actual clicking. But thanks for clicking anyway.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh crap! I never remember to pay you for that link. If you or your fat brother would set up recurring billing on PayPal &#8212; I can&#8217;t set up recurring PAYING, you see &#8212; we wouldn&#8217;t have this guilt. </p>
<p>I wouldn&#8217;t, rather.</p>
<p>The link is for Google-bombing, not for actual clicking. But thanks for clicking anyway.</p>
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		<title>By: AdamOndi</title>
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		<dc:creator>AdamOndi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Skizat said: &quot;How do I know this? I was born in 1978, and I have man-parts. Thank you.&quot;

There are so many great zings that could be said in response to this statement.... In the interest of not offending Skizat, even for the sake of comedy, I will refrain. 

I just want you to know that I feel your pain, Skizat. I often find myself enlightening people around me to the vast back stories of certain comic book characters that get neutered and/or completely disrespected by cartoon and movie makers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Skizat said: &#8220;How do I know this? I was born in 1978, and I have man-parts. Thank you.&#8221;</p>
<p>There are so many great zings that could be said in response to this statement&#8230;. In the interest of not offending Skizat, even for the sake of comedy, I will refrain. </p>
<p>I just want you to know that I feel your pain, Skizat. I often find myself enlightening people around me to the vast back stories of certain comic book characters that get neutered and/or completely disrespected by cartoon and movie makers.</p>
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		<title>By: GWGumby</title>
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		<dc:creator>GWGumby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 20:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t care what anyone says, April from the first TMNT movie was a dog, pure and simple.  I loved that movie when it came out but that was in spite of April, not because of it.  Had April actually been cute, I would have married that movie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t care what anyone says, April from the first TMNT movie was a dog, pure and simple.  I loved that movie when it came out but that was in spite of April, not because of it.  Had April actually been cute, I would have married that movie.</p>
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		<title>By: Dave</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I clicked through the LDS singles site because I wanted to compare and contrast the format to other match-making sites.  Glad my anthropological curiosity made you some money.

Seth&#039;s POV  was/is likely influenced by one of three things:

1) inebriation
2) unhappiness from other parts of his life, leading to the need to send ad hominem attacks from an aggressive, hyperbolic email address (godowar? I think not - and don&#039;t tell me it&#039;s a game - that doesn&#039;t matter) to a person he&#039;s never met; or 
3)  internet, er, ehm, jerkwad theory.  For a profane version of this one, please see http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19 .  But, I ask you, please do not click if you are offended by coarse language.  The meat of it is:  normal person + relative anonymity + audience = total jerkwad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I clicked through the LDS singles site because I wanted to compare and contrast the format to other match-making sites.  Glad my anthropological curiosity made you some money.</p>
<p>Seth&#8217;s POV  was/is likely influenced by one of three things:</p>
<p>1) inebriation<br />
2) unhappiness from other parts of his life, leading to the need to send ad hominem attacks from an aggressive, hyperbolic email address (godowar? I think not &#8211; and don&#8217;t tell me it&#8217;s a game &#8211; that doesn&#8217;t matter) to a person he&#8217;s never met; or<br />
3)  internet, er, ehm, jerkwad theory.  For a profane version of this one, please see <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19" rel="nofollow">http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19</a> .  But, I ask you, please do not click if you are offended by coarse language.  The meat of it is:  normal person + relative anonymity + audience = total jerkwad.</p>
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		<title>By: Skizat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Skizat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok, I&#039;m sorry, but this needs to be settled now.

In the comics, Splinter was originally a pet rat of a martial arts master, who mimicked (no I&#039;m not kidding) his master&#039;s moves while he was in his cage. Then he got hit with the radioactive ooze, which turns animals human-ish. They used this plot in the movie, also.

In the cartoons, the ooze was supposed to turn you more like whatever you last touched. So, the turtles were pets of some boy, and he dropped them in the sewer accidentally, where they hit the ooze. Thus, they became like humans.
Splinter was this human martial arts master who lived in the sewers for some reason, so he was always playing with rats down there. When he touched the ooze, he turned more like a rat.

How do I know this? I was born in 1978, and I have man-parts. Thank you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, I&#8217;m sorry, but this needs to be settled now.</p>
<p>In the comics, Splinter was originally a pet rat of a martial arts master, who mimicked (no I&#8217;m not kidding) his master&#8217;s moves while he was in his cage. Then he got hit with the radioactive ooze, which turns animals human-ish. They used this plot in the movie, also.</p>
<p>In the cartoons, the ooze was supposed to turn you more like whatever you last touched. So, the turtles were pets of some boy, and he dropped them in the sewer accidentally, where they hit the ooze. Thus, they became like humans.<br />
Splinter was this human martial arts master who lived in the sewers for some reason, so he was always playing with rats down there. When he touched the ooze, he turned more like a rat.</p>
<p>How do I know this? I was born in 1978, and I have man-parts. Thank you.</p>
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		<title>By: LAT</title>
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		<dc:creator>LAT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I *am* that big of a geek so I know that Splinter was always a rat, but he was *owned* by a martial arts expert which is where he learned his stuff.
You can read the first few issues of the comic for free here-
http://www.ninjaturtles.com/comics/mirage/one/pg01.htm

Basically the original story made as much sense as a story involving glowing goo which makes animals intelligent and massive possibly can.  It is also worth noting that the whole thing started as a Daredevil parody and has never been &quot;serious&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I *am* that big of a geek so I know that Splinter was always a rat, but he was *owned* by a martial arts expert which is where he learned his stuff.<br />
You can read the first few issues of the comic for free here-<br />
<a href="http://www.ninjaturtles.com/comics/mirage/one/pg01.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.ninjaturtles.com/comics/mirage/one/pg01.htm</a></p>
<p>Basically the original story made as much sense as a story involving glowing goo which makes animals intelligent and massive possibly can.  It is also worth noting that the whole thing started as a Daredevil parody and has never been &#8220;serious&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: shumway</title>
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		<dc:creator>shumway</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So MAYBE its a paid link?  I&#039;m sure it is actually, I&#039;m just underwhelmed imagining the vast wealth that must be flowing in from the link to the LDS singles site.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So MAYBE its a paid link?  I&#8217;m sure it is actually, I&#8217;m just underwhelmed imagining the vast wealth that must be flowing in from the link to the LDS singles site.</p>
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		<title>By: NBarrett</title>
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		<dc:creator>NBarrett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 23:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not that I&#039;m a geek or anything, but...

In the early 90&#039;s TV show, Splinter was first a man than a mutant rat.

In the movie, he was first a rat, than a mutant rat.  

I&#039;m not sure how they did it in the original comic strip, nor in today&#039;s TV show.  I&#039;m not THAT big of a geek, you know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not that I&#8217;m a geek or anything, but&#8230;</p>
<p>In the early 90&#8242;s TV show, Splinter was first a man than a mutant rat.</p>
<p>In the movie, he was first a rat, than a mutant rat.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure how they did it in the original comic strip, nor in today&#8217;s TV show.  I&#8217;m not THAT big of a geek, you know.</p>
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		<title>By: Proud Daughter of Eve</title>
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		<dc:creator>Proud Daughter of Eve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 23:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually Eric, the rat&#039;s mutation was the movie&#039;s attempt at rationality.  In the comics which spawned the TMNT movies (then later TV show and other comics less dark than the originals) Splinter was originally a human.  Which makes about as much sense as any of the rest of the story (even though I did love the movie).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually Eric, the rat&#8217;s mutation was the movie&#8217;s attempt at rationality.  In the comics which spawned the TMNT movies (then later TV show and other comics less dark than the originals) Splinter was originally a human.  Which makes about as much sense as any of the rest of the story (even though I did love the movie).</p>
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