Comments on: Children’s Letters to Raven-Symone VIII http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/ Eric D. Snider's blog. Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:18:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Jonathan Fu http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-110464 Jonathan Fu Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:48:44 +0000 http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-110464 I like the last one. I am a nerdy loser. I think she believes you keep Raven in a box and are just cruelly keeping her from her fans. And you’re not letting Raven write back to her fans! You bastard! You will never be as awesome or a cool as Luke Courtois! I like the last one. I am a nerdy loser. I think she believes you keep Raven in a box and are just cruelly keeping her from her fans. And you’re not letting Raven write back to her fans! You bastard! You will never be as awesome or a cool as Luke Courtois!

]]> By: Sami Chaudhury http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-108937 Sami Chaudhury Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:45:37 +0000 http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-108937 Did Taylor (May 31) start his letter by exercising the repentance process and asking Raven-Symone for forgiveness for his sins? He didn’t sound very sincere or contemplative,touch Luke Courtois, he's so cool and sexy. Raven-Symone forgiveth not the children who cannot remember what they’re apologizing about, and punisheth their sloth with a great smiting, yea, even a smiting of no reply! Thus sayeth the Raven. Amen. Did Taylor (May 31) start his letter by exercising the repentance process and asking Raven-Symone for forgiveness for his sins? He didn’t sound very sincere or contemplative,touch Luke Courtois, he’s so cool and sexy.

Raven-Symone forgiveth not the children who cannot remember what they’re apologizing about, and punisheth their sloth with a great smiting, yea, even a smiting of no reply!

Thus sayeth the Raven. Amen.

]]> By: Greg Gauthier Coles http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-80824 Greg Gauthier Coles Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:32:23 +0000 http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-80824 I like how that one person seems to think Raven is an advice columnist. It’s too bad; that was almost the most articulate of the misguided people on today’s quota of Raven-Simone letters. I like how that one person seems to think Raven is an advice columnist. It’s too bad; that was almost the most articulate of the misguided people on today’s quota of Raven-Simone letters.

]]> By: Luke Courtois http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-70713 Luke Courtois Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:30:20 +0000 http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-70713 in fact these are very funny. very indeed funny. Eric, this segment of your blog really should include some sort of warning for insomniacs that it should not be read when a roommate is sleeping. Because several of these made me laugh out loud (I know, internet protocol dictates I should say LOL but I can’t help but imagine a tongue “lolling” out when I read it that way) and I think I may have woken her up. Sorry, Sarah! Perhaps Taylor encouraged Cierra to write? I mean, she really SHOULD apologize for that. Getting her friend killed like that, Stan-style. Though I have to wonder whether it was Taylor G. or Taylor D…. or perhaps an unnamed Taylor of lesser importance? i agree in fact these are very funny. very indeed funny.

Eric, this segment of your blog really should include some sort of warning for insomniacs that it should not be read when a roommate is sleeping. Because several of these made me laugh out loud (I know, internet protocol dictates I should say LOL but I can’t help but imagine a tongue “lolling” out when I read it that way) and I think I may have woken her up. Sorry, Sarah!

Perhaps Taylor encouraged Cierra to write? I mean, she really SHOULD apologize for that. Getting her friend killed like that, Stan-style. Though I have to wonder whether it was Taylor G. or Taylor D…. or perhaps an unnamed Taylor of lesser importance?

i agree

]]> By: CeThomas http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-53672 CeThomas Fri, 17 Aug 2007 20:03:10 +0000 http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-53672 What kid in there right mind would send fan mail to raven, saying that they are her biggest fan then basically calling her fat in the same letter. HAVE THEY HEARD OF MANNERS? What kid in there right mind would send fan mail to raven, saying that they are her biggest fan then basically calling her fat in the same letter. HAVE THEY HEARD OF MANNERS?

]]> By: Marc http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-44898 Marc Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:46:59 +0000 http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-44898 "HI, I’m your trilillion biggest fans." Pure comedy gold! I'm just wondering, though, is this some bizarre use of the royal plural? Or perhaps demonic possession on a scale that puts even Legion to shame? I can't figure it out. Perhaps the possession explains how she can sound exactly like Raven. “HI, I’m your trilillion biggest fans.”
Pure comedy gold!
I’m just wondering, though, is this some bizarre use of the royal plural? Or perhaps demonic possession on a scale that puts even Legion to shame? I can’t figure it out. Perhaps the possession explains how she can sound exactly like Raven.

]]> By: Kipluck http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-29125 Kipluck Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:36:03 +0000 http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-29125 in fact these are very funny. very indeed funny. Eric, this segment of your blog really should include some sort of warning for insomniacs that it should not be read when a roommate is sleeping. Because several of these made me laugh out loud (I know, internet protocol dictates I should say LOL but I can't help but imagine a tongue "lolling" out when I read it that way) and I think I may have woken her up. Sorry, Sarah! Perhaps Taylor encouraged Cierra to write? I mean, she really SHOULD apologize for that. Getting her friend killed like that, Stan-style. Though I have to wonder whether it was Taylor G. or Taylor D.... or perhaps an unnamed Taylor of lesser importance? in fact these are very funny. very indeed funny.

Eric, this segment of your blog really should include some sort of warning for insomniacs that it should not be read when a roommate is sleeping. Because several of these made me laugh out loud (I know, internet protocol dictates I should say LOL but I can’t help but imagine a tongue “lolling” out when I read it that way) and I think I may have woken her up. Sorry, Sarah!

Perhaps Taylor encouraged Cierra to write? I mean, she really SHOULD apologize for that. Getting her friend killed like that, Stan-style. Though I have to wonder whether it was Taylor G. or Taylor D…. or perhaps an unnamed Taylor of lesser importance?

]]> By: tinabanina http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-29082 tinabanina Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:11:47 +0000 http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-29082 I have to give props to LittleWoodenBoy. I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard before. Thanks! I have to give props to LittleWoodenBoy. I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed so hard before. Thanks!

]]> By: LittleWoodenBoy http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-28466 LittleWoodenBoy Thu, 12 Apr 2007 00:42:28 +0000 http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-28466 Did Taylor (May 31) start his letter by exercising the repentance process and asking Raven-Symone for forgiveness for his sins? He didn't sound very sincere or contemplative, the jerk. Raven-Symone forgiveth not the children who cannot remember what they're apologizing about, and punisheth their sloth with a great smiting, yea, even a smiting of no reply! Thus sayeth the Raven. Amen. Did Taylor (May 31) start his letter by exercising the repentance process and asking Raven-Symone for forgiveness for his sins? He didn’t sound very sincere or contemplative, the jerk.

Raven-Symone forgiveth not the children who cannot remember what they’re apologizing about, and punisheth their sloth with a great smiting, yea, even a smiting of no reply!

Thus sayeth the Raven. Amen.

]]> By: Eric D. Snider http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-28457 Eric D. Snider Wed, 11 Apr 2007 23:59:18 +0000 http://www.ericdsnider.com/blog/2007/04/10/childrens-letters-to-raven-symone-viii/#comment-28457 Niall: FUNNY. Brandon: Sadly, nearly every letter Raven gets looks about like these. I omit some that are uninteresting or are repetitions of old themes ("hi raven is this rilly u???," etc.), but none because they are intelligent and carefully spelled. Those are in very short supply. Carrie: To my knowledge, no one at Raven headquarters is aware of Children's Letters to Raven-Symone. No one has said anything to me, anyway. Maybe I should write to Raven and ask her. Anyone have her e-mail address? Niall: FUNNY.

Brandon: Sadly, nearly every letter Raven gets looks about like these. I omit some that are uninteresting or are repetitions of old themes (”hi raven is this rilly u???,” etc.), but none because they are intelligent and carefully spelled. Those are in very short supply.

Carrie: To my knowledge, no one at Raven headquarters is aware of Children’s Letters to Raven-Symone. No one has said anything to me, anyway. Maybe I should write to Raven and ask her. Anyone have her e-mail address?

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