Comments on: Eric is lucky, whoever he is

By: jess

jess — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:38:02 +0000

Once I had a roommate at BYU-I who was obsessed with you. She visited your website every day and read her favorite parts aloud to the rest of her roommates. Also, she frequently told me that she wanted to marry you. So, um, I guess ladies like Zeena’s friend are not as rare as you may think…

By: Phouchg

Phouchg — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:49:39 +0000

Does EricBana know Raven-Symone?

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:16:54 +0000

Wait, though, didn’t you have a car accident a little while back, that whole Progressive thing you wrote a column about? You should write back assuming that’s what she was talking about. Hilarity will ensue.

By: Laylabean

Laylabean — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:06:09 +0000

I agree with stupid (heh). It’s you, Eric, you know it is. Maybe she’s just fishing around with the wife/ex-wife thing, kind of like men do when they’re hitting on someone and lead off with “Your boyfriend is sure a lucky guy.” Personally I’d be concerned about this Zeena person, you’d better start watching your mailbox for dead cats or brownies or something.

By: O'Mallen

O'Mallen — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:59:08 +0000

I agree with Huzzak. If the friend is hot, you could be Eric Bana…

By: Huzzak

Huzzak — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:56:30 +0000

I recommend that you find out if her friend is hot. That is the first item of business.

By: stupidramblngs

stupidramblngs — Thu, 31 May 2007 23:00:28 +0000

Maybe she hacked your computer and has, like, ALL of your pictures. Don’t think Zeena is not talking to you, because she probably is. Now the ex-wife business might be a little hard to explain, since I’m guessing you’re not divorced, but don’t act like she’s not talking to you.

By: Turkey

Turkey — Thu, 31 May 2007 20:55:07 +0000

So I assume you wrote her back? What did she say?

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 31 May 2007 18:20:33 +0000

Yeah, well, God must have been busy the day Mr. Bana signed on to do “Lucky You.”

By: B

Thu, 31 May 2007 17:46:21 +0000

I, for one, am glad that God is looking out for Eric Bana, otherwise he might hulk out and kill all of us, and that would be bad.