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Friday movie roundup – June 8

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

There are three new wide releases this weekend, each catering to a different demographic. Find the movie that applies to you and win!

For grown-ups, there’s “Ocean’s Thirteen,” the third entry in the series of movies about celebrities who like to get together and make movies just for the hell of it. I gave it a B. In my memory, “Ocean’s Eleven” was a B+ while “Ocean’s Twelve” was a B-. Then I checked and found I gave them both B‘s. So that’s B’s across the board for the whole series, a straight 3.0 GPA. Good for them.

(By the way, it’s great to have Roger Ebert back on the job again, if only in a limited capacity. Here’s a typically great line from his lukewarm review of “Ocean’s Thirteen”: “I know full well I’m expected to Suspend My Disbelief. Unfortunately, my disbelief is very heavy, and during ‘Ocean’s Thirteen,’ the suspension cable snapped.”)

For children, there’s “Surf’s Up,” a good-enough animated film about a surfing competition for penguins. Why you would make a movie about a surfing competition for penguins, I don’t know. It’s very lovely to look at, though, and Napoleon Dynamite is in it.

And for 20-year-old boys, there’s “Hostel II,” the sequel to last year’s torture-porn hit I had mostly positive things to say about the first film, but I’m hearing the sequel is more unbearably gruesome. It wasn’t screened for critics, predictably, so the review is forthcoming.

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Thursday, June 7th, 2007
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