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Children’s Letters to Raven-Symone XII

Thursday, August 9th, 2007
Dear Raven

(For background on this feature, read the opening paragraphs of the previous entry. But here’s the gist: I registered a fake e-mail address for actress/singer Raven-Symone and announced it here, with the disclaimer that it wasn’t real, figuring dumb people would ignore that part and write to it anyway. And I was right.)

This might be our last edition for a while. You’ll notice by the dates on the e-mails that we’ve FINALLY caught up with the backlog we had, and the e-mails don’t come in as frequently as they did when the address was first leaked. So enjoy this one, and hopefully we’ll have enough for another edition in a couple months!

CHILDREN’S LETTERS TO RAVEN-SYMONE

May 27, 2007:
Y r liein to people and sayin ur rave and answerin the questions?

* * * * *

May 28, 2007:
hey raven i am from australia and iam your biggest fan and i love you and i got you msn and our time is diffrent to you so some time we should try to speak to
eachother.

["Our concept of 'time' is entirely different here in Australia. The clocks move backwards, and if something starts at 2:00, that means it actually happened yesterday."]

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