I managed to find a movie theater in Lake Elsinore, Calif., on Wednesday, and it managed to show me two films: the delightful “Enchanted” and the non-delightful “Hitman.”

When I was growing up here, we had no movie theater in town. They built this one in the mid-’90s … and then it promptly went bankrupt when someone built a bigger, better one a few miles down the freeway. So this one was retrofitted with stadium seating and reopened about a year ago — and still no one goes to it. Maybe everyone’s used to the one down the freeway (which is still better)? “Enchanted” is going to be the #1 film of the long weekend, and I was one of around 15 people in the theater. Lake Elsinore is seriously the land that time forgot.