Comments on: Mormon Horror Movies

By: DJ

DJ — Fri, 30 May 2008 00:15:35 +0000

As a member of the “Excommunicated”,
I couldn’t help but chuckle – hee hee . . .

(Oh, the things I miss!)

By: chelsie

chelsie — Mon, 19 May 2008 17:27:41 +0000

These are all pretty hilarious, but really I thought ” The Carthage Chainsaw Massacre” went a little too far.

By: Eric D. Snider

Eric D. Snider — Fri, 16 May 2008 06:05:23 +0000

… and yet you posted anyway.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Fri, 16 May 2008 05:26:14 +0000

How about “Children of th Cheerios” ?

Yeah…..I don’t have too much!!

By: Billy Bob Thorton

Billy Bob Thorton — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:34:50 +0000

28 days later (and pregnant again)
28 weeks later (and now I’m a grandparent)

By: Latter-Day Sustainablist

Latter-Day Sustainablist — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:19:56 +0000

Maybe to obvious?: “Nightmare on North Temple”

or better yet,

“Nightmare on State Street”

By: Christina D

Christina D — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:57:17 +0000

I love it!

My mom had four babies by the time she was 23…. is that bad?

By: Ampersand

Ampersand — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:53:19 +0000

My friends and I came up with “Friday the 31st” way back in our freshman year at the Y. We should have copyrighted it when we had the chance.

By: Cody

Cody — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:49:16 +0000

Poop. “Anyone else EVER been …” is what I meant to say, of course.

By: Cody

Cody — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:46:52 +0000

I’d go see “The Carthage Chainsaw Massacre” (the “shocking true story of how Joseph Smith really died”) or, perhaps a better bet would be, “The Mountain Meadows Chainsaw Massacre.” (Or did they already do that one and call it “September Dawn?”) And since the world already has “Alien: Resurrection,” how about “Alien: Sanctification,” and the inevitable sequel “Alien: Justification.” Also, I don’t want to blacken my brethren (and sisteren) by painting with a broad brush, but I’ve met one or two Saints/immigration hawks who’d probably go see “The Mexorcist.” Also …

“The Brothers” (Not as satisfying as if “The Others” had actually been called “The Otheren.”)
“What Lies Beneath Cumoah” (“He thought he was digging up the gold plates. He thought Moroni was an ‘angel.’ But young Joseph Smith is about to find out … “)
“Village of the Dammed” (Anyone else even been irked by a missionary companion employing that usage?)