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Harry Potter date change: a roundup

Monday, August 18th, 2008

We don’t really assign writers to specific “beats” at Cinematical, but somehow I became the guy for stories relating to the Harry Potter date change. (If you haven’t heard, the film version of “Half-Blood Prince” has been pushed back to July.) Since I know many of you are fans, I thought I’d link to the stories so far.

Here’s the original announcement about the date change. Be sure to read the mildly insane comments that people have posted.

Then there was the matter of Entertainment Weekly’s suddenly obsolete cover, which hit stands the day after the announcement.

Next, the news that with Harry Potter out of the way, “Twilight” was moving to its old slot.

Finally, a succinct debunking of several myths surrounding the Harry Potter date change, for your enlightenment.

By the way, the rivalry between Harry Potter fans and “Twilight” fans — where one group adores its franchise with all its might and can’t tolerate anything good being said about the other franchise — is stupid, to put it mildly. To put it less mildly, it’s incredibly stupid. To put it less mildly still, grow up and quit being such retards. Love, Eric.

Best jokes at Bob Saget roast …

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Best jokes at Bob Saget roast were either by or about Cloris Leachman: “She’s so old she lost her virginity to a druid.”

Snippets from the ‘Snide Remarks’ cutting-room floor

Monday, August 18th, 2008

So here’s the thing. After I mentioned in “Snide Remarks” last week that I’d been in California for a wedding, I intended to write another column this week about the reception, where my job was to play pretty music on the piano.

But try as I might, I could not come up with more than five so-so paragraphs about the experience. My cousin asked me to play the piano; I did; the end. Nothing funny happened, nor did anything mundane happen that I could make seem funny by means of my scintillating wit and my gift for manipulating the English language.

So there is no “Snide Remarks” this week BUT! If you’re interested, here are the five paragraphs I managed to squeeze out before I hit the wall. Think of them as deleted scenes on the DVD of my life.

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