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Archive for September 2nd, 2008

The lighter side of teen pregnancy

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

(Kudos to Peter Sobczynski for the idea and David Cornelius for the Photoshop skillz.)

An epiphany at Starbucks

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Sometimes I go to Starbucks and get a piece of coffee cake. Often they have two varieties, regular and Portland. I get the Portland kind, and every time I get it, I ask, “What makes it Portland-y?” And then I always answer my own question with a joke along the lines of, “Does it taste like hippies?” or “Is it made from vegetarians?” I try to keep it fresh by mentioning something different every time, just in case it’s the same cashier that I’ve made the joke with before. But the other day I realized that I’ve never actually listened to the answer, which means I still don’t actually know what the difference is between Portland coffee cake and regular coffee cake. So maybe instead of cracking jokes I should shut up and listen? Is that the lesson here? Was my dad was right all along?

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