@shawnlevy BTW, I didn’t even have to look it up: I knew it was a Fox movie as soon as I saw an illogical, arbitrary rule being applied.

Fox is confiscating cell phones at press screening tomorrow. Because even though they invited us, they still think we might be criminals.

@karinkydink True, but *everything* is more interesting if you imagine the speaker is retarded, whether he’s yelling or not.

Findings: No.

IS THINKING OF TAKING A WALK TO THE LIBRARY!!

CAN’T MAKE HEADS OR TAILS OF THIS WHOLE BAILOUT THING!!

IS EATING SOME PUDDING!!

Experiment: Do uninteresting Tweets become interesting when they are shouted?

@Hamster69 You’re forgetting the time Sundance was sponsored by marijuana.

How to Get Quoted in Movie Ads: http://tinyurl.com/8tjlx3