And the first “F” grade of 2009 goes to … “New in Town”! http://tinyurl.com/dlhkfe

@ranielle It was an understandable error. Apparently there is a lot of crossover between men who wear eyeliner and men who carry compasses.

Oh, and the guy with eyeliner who gave me the compass was Richard on “Lost.” Do I have to spell everything out for you people??

@davechensky You should be flattered that they hate you SO MUCH, they can’t stop listening. They wish they knew how to quit you.

A man wearing a lot of eyeliner just offered me an old compass. Should I take it?

Eric’s Bad Movies: “Supergirl” http://tinyurl.com/d9q9qh

“Coraline”: one of the most imaginatively bizarre and creepy-fun movies I’ve ever seen.

Congrats to @jamesrocchi, the world’s best Canadian, for officially becoming our newest U.S. citizen! U-S-A! U-S-A!

@mistydhudson What should make you heartsick is the fact that you were saving text messages in the first place.

After a Sundance-induced hiatus, Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com is back with a careful examination of “Supergirl,” a superhero spinoff that failed to spin anything off. It does, however, feature a campy Faye Dunaway (pardon the redundancy) and a superhero with the magical ability to change her hair color. Hooray for girls!