It is possible that I have nev…
Wednesday, February 11th, 2009It is possible that I have never said the word “liniment” aloud before, until just now.
It is possible that I have never said the word “liniment” aloud before, until just now.
@ranielle Wow! That’s one of the specific things I’m mentioning in my review as NOT funny — out of character, unmotivated, and random.
@ranielle If you’re at “Confessions of a Shopaholic,” you don’t have to worry about laughing.
@shawnlevy Indeed. That was the thesis of the link I provided.
A BILLION people worldwide watch the Oscars? No. Don’t be ridiculous. http://tinyurl.com/369dkk
“Geo. Wash. Carver’s legendary passion for the peanut was matched only by his smoldering hatred for the almond.” http://tinyurl.com/b2xumj
Hey, H.S. classmates I don’t know or remember! Keep making Facebook friend requests! Maybe the 10th time will be the time I finally accept!
I’m taking suggestions for Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com (now with functional link): http://tinyurl.com/byklvw
It is time once again to solicit suggestions for Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com. There are far too many bad movies out there for me to keep track of them all, and you guys gave some terrific suggestions last time I asked. I used a bunch of them!
Below is a list of what I’ve already covered. Do not suggest any of these movies or everyone will think you weren’t paying attention. Beyond that, these are the basic criteria (which of course I reserve the right to violate at any time):
1. It needs to be really bad. Mediocre isn’t bad enough. Don’t waste my time with mere mediocrity.
2. It should be universally regarded as bad, not a movie that most people like that you happen to hate. You might personally think “Titanic” is an awful, awful film, but you must realize that this is far from the majority opinion, and thus it is not a suitable film for Eric’s Bad Movies. “Anaconda,” though — everyone can agree on that.
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