@craigbates Correction: “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to the Bank to Cash Her Check, a Film By Tyler Perry (Starring Tyler Perry).”

@MissFive No, no, unrelated… someone else.

I don’t care if this makes me “old,” but I refuse to be friends with someone whose preferred method of communication is text message.

@marksingletree Listen, jokes like that might play in Oklahoma, but not on the Coast.

@jooshanoosh Seeing it tomorrow. Those were pre-jokes (always a perilous endeavor). I anticipate much sweatiness in the theater.

To my followers with more sensitive tastes, I apologize for the last couple tweets. I don’t usually work blue. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Would the “Watchmen”/blue wang joke work better if it referred to Smurf slash fic? Or is “slash fic” too obscure?

[Joke testing] “Watchmen”: I haven’t seen that much blue wang since the time I accidentally downloaded Eskimo porn.