is wearing clothes from New Zealand, not from the ’70s.

@devincf Re: “Who’s on First?” — yep, someone did: http://tinyurl.com/apmg9w

@devincf It’s “underperforming” if it falls below the laughably optimistic predictions people made.

Talented Portland filmmaker urgently needs producer for indie feature. Plz retweet! http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/tfr/1065945148.html

Dumb Internet comment of the day: “Slumdog Millionaire was an okay movie. It was pretty boring. I give it a D-.” http://tinyurl.com/aw24mc

RT @QueenLizII: Insight into our private life:While toilets are euphemistically called “thrones” by the lower classes, ours actually is one.