@Oxfordfilmfreak A good joke w…
Monday, March 30th, 2009@Oxfordfilmfreak A good joke would be to tell him that it IS a national holiday.
Archive for March, 2009
Fixed my iBook, but had to rei…
Monday, March 30th, 2009Fixed my iBook, but had to reinstall everything. Had to use factory-installed Safari to download Firefox. Felt bad about that. Poor Safari.
‘Heathers’ was released 20 yrs…
Monday, March 30th, 2009‘Heathers’ was released 20 yrs. ago tomorrow. How very! http://tinyurl.com/dlrcyk
“Friday Night Lights” will be …
Monday, March 30th, 2009“Friday Night Lights” will be back for 2 more seasons! http://tinyurl.com/ck75zx
Paul Bear: All Cop! http://ti…
Monday, March 30th, 2009Paul Bear: All Cop! http://tinyurl.com/cqtcwf
Why, yes. Yes I did.
Monday, March 30th, 2009This is what I got when I searched for “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” on Amazon:
As a matter of fact, I did mean “Paul Bear: All Cop.”
[MOVIE TRAILER]
Meet Paul. He’s a regular police officer, with a regular partner and a regular life. Except for just one little thing: His father was a bear! [record scratch]
PAUL: Rroowwr!
Now he’s the only one who can stop an evil corporation from destroying a national park — if he can stop thinking about honey, that is!
He’s exercising his right to bear arms — and his right to arm bears!
Put your food in a bag and hang it from a tree branch, because here comes “Paul Bear: All Cop”! He’s part ursine, but he’s all police officer!
“Paul Bear: All Cop” — in theaters this summer! You’ll bear-ly be able to stop laughing!
“He made the hammock into a di…
Monday, March 30th, 2009“He made the hammock into a dirty thing.”
Jim Gaffigan’s new special app…
Monday, March 30th, 2009Jim Gaffigan’s new special appears to have been taped at the Paramount Theater in Austin, site of many SXSW premieres. I’ve been there!
@eugenenovikov I mean, the byl…
Sunday, March 29th, 2009@eugenenovikov I mean, the bylaws say counting goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc. But don’t let that stop you from counting differently!
I just hope the people countin…
Sunday, March 29th, 2009I just hope the people counting the ballots don’t ignore the rules of mathematics, too.
