@eugenenovikov Which Internet …
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009@eugenenovikov Which Internet have you been on all day? The one I’ve been on has been lousy with dumb 4/1 gags. And I do mean lousy.
@eugenenovikov Which Internet have you been on all day? The one I’ve been on has been lousy with dumb 4/1 gags. And I do mean lousy.
Not that it matters, but is there a famous person uglier than Sandra Bernhard? It’s like looking into the gaping maw of death itself.
RT @QueenLizII: We asked British subject Hugh Jackman for private screening of “Wolverine,” & he obliged by posting entire film to Internet.
I found some of the leaked “Wolverine” footage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AviLjrcdWs
OK, “Hudson Hawk.” I don’t like you, and you don’t like me. But neither of us is getting out of here until I finish writing about you.
Rod Lurie puts shrill barnacle Nikke Finke in her place: http://tinyurl.com/ccgv3n If you don’t know who Nikke Finke is, be grateful.
@petullant Prostate cancer is no excuse for poor posture.
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