@scorecardreview You missed a …
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009@scorecardreview You missed a swell one tonight! And last night! (One of those is sarcastic.)
Archive for April 7th, 2009
Never paid attention, so just …
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009Never paid attention, so just noticed tonight: Miley Cyrus is a snaggle-toothed baritone camel-face. Come on, Disney! You can make better!
Jeff Wells: “I blame the SXSW …
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009Jeff Wells: “I blame the SXSW critics for building it up too much.” Really? Who forced you to read and internalize their reviews, jackass?
I liked Devin’s, Rocchi’s, AND…
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009I liked Devin’s, Rocchi’s, AND mine! (Out of context, this means nothing to anyone.)
@Oxfordfilmfreak Hey, when Old…
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009@Oxfordfilmfreak Hey, when Old Man MacGregor tells the kids to get off his lawn, HE MEANS GET OFF HIS LAWN!
Being persecuted is fun!
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009Groups That I Have Recently Seen Someone Declare “the Most Hated Group in America” or “the Last Group That It’s OK to Make Fun of” or Some Similar Statement of “Woe Is Me, Everyone Persecutes Us and Only Us”:
Christians
Atheists
Mormons
Fat people
Mentally handicapped people
Liberals
Conservatives
Men
Funny how 90% of comments on C…
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009Funny how 90% of comments on Cinematical could be answered by quoting something that the post they’re responding to *already said.*
Hi! I’m Twitter! I want to be …
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009Hi! I’m Twitter! I want to be the most popular site on the web, but I don’t want to buy servers that can handle the traffic! I’m an idiot!
About those early ‘Star Trek’ …
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009About those early ‘Star Trek’ reviews… http://tinyurl.com/c4j8jb
@devincf Whoever it is you’re …
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009@devincf Whoever it is you’re talking about, I’m sorry I’m missing it.
