If they don’t turn down the ai…
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009If they don’t turn down the air-conditioning in this Starbucks, I will take my wifi-mooching to a different Starbucks. DON’T THINK I WON’T!
Archive for April 29th, 2009
@dhersam “Jesus-like” is a rat…
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009@dhersam “Jesus-like” is a rather flowery description, but it doesn’t change the underlying facts. Don’t miss the point here.
Your daily dose of an ignorant…
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009Your daily dose of an ignorant congressperson: “Mathew Shepard wasn’t killed because he was gay” http://tinyurl.com/d3pq9f
RT @nfmccourt Medics say swine…
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009RT @nfmccourt Medics say swine fever is a combination of four existing strains – disco fever, saturday night fever, lottery fever, and AIDS.
HA HA HA…
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009HA HA HA
Did you hear about the explosi…
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009Did you hear about the explosion at the pig farm? Swine flew! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (cont’d)
RT @asidewalkfight “@EricDSnid…
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009RT @asidewalkfight “@EricDSnider Pee in cup and tell them your tea tastes funny. Get a new drink. Win Win.” Brilliant! Done and done.
Dilemma: Starbucks bathroom ou…
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009Dilemma: Starbucks bathroom out of order. Must pee, but do not want to give up primo spot by leaving Starbucks. Solution: pee in pants.
Publicist’s email: “It was gre…
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009Publicist’s email: “It was great to see you at the screening today!” Really? How great could it have been? You never said a word to me. Huh.
