Motel 6: free wireless Interne…
Monday, April 27th, 2009Motel 6: free wireless Internet. Swanky-ish hotel in midtown Manhattan: $13-a-night wired Internet that doesn’t work. Motel 6 wins!
Archive for April, 2009
If it were Friday and Nikki Fi…
Monday, April 27th, 2009If it were Friday and Nikki Finke said “Tomorrow’s gonna be Saturday!,” her blog the next day would start with “TOLDJA!”
Dir. of 3rd ‘Twilight’ film pr…
Monday, April 27th, 2009Dir. of 3rd ‘Twilight’ film previously made ‘Hard Candy,’ about a teenage girl being preyed upon by a much older man. Perfect fit!
In Portland, there are a milli…
Monday, April 27th, 2009In Portland, there are a million coffeeshops, and most have free wifi. In NYC, it’s mostly Starbucks, and the wifi ain’t free. PDX wins!
100% of people who would hones…
Sunday, April 26th, 2009100% of people who would honestly rather watch a lame (but clean!) PG-rated movie than a brilliant R-rated one are idiots.
@moviecricket Done and done. S…
Saturday, April 25th, 2009@moviecricket Done and done. Scroll down a bit. 
@pablovillaca Yes! That’s exac…
Saturday, April 25th, 2009@pablovillaca Yes! That’s exactly what I’m talking about. Your friend is my hero. Also, he’s going to hell (as many of my heroes are).
My goal in life is to make a “…
Saturday, April 25th, 2009My goal in life is to make a “too soon” joke that’s as “too soon” as humanly possible. I’ll have to be standing there when the person dies.
Bea Arthur has died, but she’d…
Saturday, April 25th, 2009Bea Arthur has died, but she’d been in poor health. She was so weak she couldn’t even stand at a urinal anymore.
It is an absurdly beautiful da…
Saturday, April 25th, 2009It is an absurdly beautiful day in NYC. People are cheerful and upbeat. I bet no homeless people get stabbed to death today.
