Oh! Good name for a band: Honorary Asian #honoraryasian

I ate fish and rice for dinner! #honoraryasian

Is Virgo the sign that’s most likely to think astrology is crap? If so, then it’s fitting that I’m a Virgo.

Well! The people who said “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier” was terrible weren’t kidding.

@jenyamato I believe this is your suspect: http://tinyurl.com/cgdbvs

Glenn Beck is going on a comedy tour. This will mark the first time that people haven’t laughed at him.

When is Cinco de Mayo this year? Is it coming up?