Don’t you hate when you’re hungry, but you ignore it and keep working, and then you get SO hungry that you’re too hungry to make anything?

@culturepulp “So that happened” is one of my favorite lines, ever, from any movie. It’s perfect.

If a film is only funny if you see it late at night, or with the right friends, then guess what — it’s not actually funny.

ME: Which Star Trek film is the worst? @RANDYTAYLER: I wonder if anyone on the Internet has ever ranked them? BOTH: uproarious laughter.

My friend Ken is suspicious of kindness: http://bit.ly/RxQXs