Good thing I work from home and live alone, because I have been Gassy McFartsalot today! #gassymcfartsalot

NPR will speculate about celebrities’ sexuality, but not politicians’. http://tinyurl.com/p2e59p

@michaeljnelson Parson’s? With the apostrophe? Come on, Mike. That’s bush league. (Barbara Bush league, specifically.)

Talk about being pulled in opposite directions: The “Up” screening is the same time as the “Drag Me to Hell” screening.

The girl from “The Wizard” is the lead singer of Rilo Kiley! The boy from “Small Wonder” is NOT lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins, though.

@devincf And “dancing.”

“The Wizard” is both a tender family comedy about a 9-year-old boy mourning the death of his twin sister, and a Nintendo commercial.

You have to think outside the box. That stupid box ruins everything. I HATE BOXES SO MUCH.

@ElisabethRappe Oh, for reals. The day I listen to anonymous Internet commenters about “journalism” is … a day … that won’t … be.

@DawnTaylor666 I’m telling you, life becomes 37% more blissful once you stop reading comments posted by readers.