I saw Flight of the Conchords tonight. They were funny! I’m sorry this tweet isn’t more entertaining. #notenoughladiestoomanymans

Due to numerous injunctions and restraining orders, it is the only way I can communicate with some people. #WhyITweet

@alwayswatching WHY DO YOU HATE “LOST” SO MUCH?!?!?!?!

She is the Charles Bukowski of leathery, tobacco-scented old women at bus stops.

Leathery, tobacco-scented old woman at bus stop, to no one in particular: “I look like s***, feel like s***, and don’t give a s***.”

@slashfilm I love you, but: “it has already been determinated that whomever is hired to play Frank, will not be sining” 16 words, 4 errors.

@pablovillaca The e-mail address the OFCS has for you bounces back. Please e-mail the Governing Committee! (Everyone else ignore this.)

You can relive the glory days of Nintendo in this week’s edition of Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: “The Wizard,” released in 1989 as an extended commercial for the video-game system, and also as a cautionary tale about the dangers of letting video-game companies make movies. Let us never allow this to happen again.

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: “The Wizard” (1989) http://bit.ly/gwOJH