@jooshanoosh Also, regarding @1inAmelia: Why buy the cow when you can get the leche for free? JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA JA

@jooshanoosh I am covetous of your dinner and dessert and find your boastful tweeting offensive.

Apparently I’m not very observant, because I didn’t even *notice* the lens flares in “Star Trek,” let alone dislike them.

The U.S. does NOT torture. Or it does, but only because it works. Or it does, but it’s OK because Nancy Pelosi knew about it. Or something!

Only downside of Ben Folds concert: the women standing near us who apparently went to the show just so they could chat with each other.