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Archive for May 21st, 2009

Worried that some of the peopl…

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Worried that some of the people who retweeted the joke about Von Trier’s “Antichrist” being an Obama biopic were more serious than I was.

Out-of-town friends just stopp…

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Out-of-town friends just stopped by for spontaneous dinner. Spontaneous lunch AND dinner in one day! And I didn’t pay either time.

@DavidHarley Sandra Bullock ra…

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

@DavidHarley Sandra Bullock raped my grandmother.

@DavidHarley Careful, pal. The…

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

@DavidHarley Careful, pal. There is A TIME TO KILL, and I’m not exactly MISS CONGENIALITY.

@williambgoss By the way, that…

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

@williambgoss By the way, that was a PREMONITION, and yes, it will be a MURDER BY NUMBERS.

@williambgoss I’ll give you TW…

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

@williambgoss I’ll give you TWO WEEKS NOTICE, maybe 28 DAYS, and then CRASH into your LAKE HOUSE and kill you WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING.

@DavidHarley @williambgoss Gos…

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

@DavidHarley @williambgoss Goss, don’t let Harley drag you into another one of these. Stay out of THE NET.

Just had spontaneous lunch w/ …

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Just had spontaneous lunch w/ @DawnTaylor666! We sat outside in the pleasant sunshine! “Spontaneous lunch” = good band name.

Eric’s Bad Movies: ‘The Forbidden Dance’ (1990)

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Back in 1990, there was a phony dance craze called the lambada that was allegedly sweeping the nation, and two enterprising film producers sought to cash in as soon as possible. Thus, on March 16 of that year, two separate lambada films hit theaters. I have dutifully watched one of them (by all accounts the worse of the two), entitled “The Forbidden Dance.” It is this week’s edition of Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com. Please enjoy, unless you feel it may be too sexy.

@pizzocalabro Sorry, I was usi…

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

@pizzocalabro Sorry, I was using voice-recognition software, and it (frrrrrrp) catches everything.

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