I was promised that Obama woul…
Monday, May 25th, 2009I was promised that Obama would take my guns away, but no one has come by yet. And I have them all ready, just sitting by the door!
Archive for May 25th, 2009
“Easy Virtue”: most delightful…
Monday, May 25th, 2009“Easy Virtue”: most delightful soundtrack of the year! 1920s-style skiffle versions of Cole Porter, etc., plus “Car Wash” and “Sex Bomb”!
Dear allergy medication that c…
Monday, May 25th, 2009Dear allergy medication that claims it doesn’t cause drowsiness: YOU LYING BASTARD. Sincerely, Eric D. Snider.
Count how many times the autho…
Monday, May 25th, 2009Count how many times the author mentions a famous person he has interviewed, apropos of nothing! http://tinyurl.com/o2sxb3 (Answer: 3.)
@jooshanoosh ‘Twas indeed a lo…
Monday, May 25th, 2009@jooshanoosh ‘Twas indeed a lovely luncheon! Thanks for having me, and for not making me take my shoes off.
“It’s how they do it in Japan!…
Monday, May 25th, 2009“It’s how they do it in Japan!” Are you in Japan? No. Are you Japanese? No. Then I’m keeping my shoes on. SUCK IT.
I hate when people want me to …
Monday, May 25th, 2009I hate when people want me to take my shoes off in their house. Don’t want people walking on the carpet? Don’t invite people over.
