“Up”: Oh, Pixar. How do you make me cry every single time? EVERY SINGLE TIME. Well, except “Cars.” But EVERY SINGLE OTHER TIME.

Isn’t the greater tragedy that Mike Tyson was permitted to have a child to begin with?

RT @KitsapCaucus @EricDSnider Bride Wars: decent premise but lousy . . . OK, joke’s over.

Tweeters: Name horror films with lame premises that either a) work anyway or b) don’t work because the premises are too lame. Aaand.. GO!

RT @bmerritt Previous movements had their leaders and orators. The Gay Rights movement doesn’t. Who will be its Martin Luther Queen?

Portland radio DJ: “Come be an extra on the TNT series ‘Legacy,’ being shot locally!” Actual name of TNT series: “Leverage.” #djfail

Chase takeover of nearby Washington Mutual branch seems to have led to the hiring of more attractive tellers. Everybody wins!

The Wayans/Wayanses/Wayanses’ debate has turned ugly. http://tinyurl.com/qnmxq3

J/K on last Tweet. Rian Johnson isn’t actually stalking me in real life … AT LEAST NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

Rian Johnson (@rcjohnso), director of “Brick” and “Brothers Bloom,” is following me! Not on Twitter, but in real life, stalking-wise.