Water heater in my apartment b…
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009Water heater in my apartment building is being replaced, so I couldn’t take a shower this morning. I smell like yesterday!
Archive for May, 2009
That California Supreme Court …
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009That California Supreme Court decision is so gay, it wouldn’t be allowed to get married in California.
@jamesrocchi See, James? If yo…
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009@jamesrocchi See, James? If you hadn’t bought that muffin at that Cinemark theater, none of this would have happened.
So if a majority of California…
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009So if a majority of Californians vote to legalize the hunting of gays for sport, will the Supreme Court uphold that, too?
I was promised that Obama woul…
Monday, May 25th, 2009I was promised that Obama would take my guns away, but no one has come by yet. And I have them all ready, just sitting by the door!
“Easy Virtue”: most delightful…
Monday, May 25th, 2009“Easy Virtue”: most delightful soundtrack of the year! 1920s-style skiffle versions of Cole Porter, etc., plus “Car Wash” and “Sex Bomb”!
Dear allergy medication that c…
Monday, May 25th, 2009Dear allergy medication that claims it doesn’t cause drowsiness: YOU LYING BASTARD. Sincerely, Eric D. Snider.
Count how many times the autho…
Monday, May 25th, 2009Count how many times the author mentions a famous person he has interviewed, apropos of nothing! http://tinyurl.com/o2sxb3 (Answer: 3.)
@jooshanoosh ‘Twas indeed a lo…
Monday, May 25th, 2009@jooshanoosh ‘Twas indeed a lovely luncheon! Thanks for having me, and for not making me take my shoes off.
“It’s how they do it in Japan!…
Monday, May 25th, 2009“It’s how they do it in Japan!” Are you in Japan? No. Are you Japanese? No. Then I’m keeping my shoes on. SUCK IT.
