@williambgoss Yeah, Armond onl…
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009@williambgoss Yeah, Armond only loved it because he was sure everyone else would hate it. He didn’t count on people like Ebert and me!
Archive for June 3rd, 2009
@pizzocalabro “Uh, do you real…
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009@pizzocalabro “Uh, do you really want to hear about the different levels of infinity, or was that a rhetorical question?” Rhetorical, NERD!
Math quandary: If I hated THE …
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009Math quandary: If I hated THE ICE PIRATES an infinite amount when I watched it, how can writing about it make me hate it more?
If Jay Leno were here, I would…
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009If Jay Leno were here, I would say, “Hey, Jay, would you like a sandwich?” Then I would kill him. #killingjayleno (Am I doing this right?)
If Stephen Colbert ever gets c…
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009If Stephen Colbert ever gets canceled, it will only be because Glenn Beck made him unnecessary.
Joe Jonas is the #1 trending t…
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009Joe Jonas is the #1 trending topic… IN MY PANTS.
@ranielle “If you’re at a bar …
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009@ranielle “If you’re at a bar on karaoke night, doesn’t that mean you were asking for it?” Oh, sure! Blame the victim!
Street musicians, karaoke sing…
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009Street musicians, karaoke singers, telemarketers, rapists: all forcing themselves on people who have no interest in what they’re offering.
Really, when you get right dow…
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009Really, when you get right down to it, how are street musicians any different from rapists?
Dear street musicians: NO. Una…
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009Dear street musicians: NO. Unacceptable. I know where to access music, should I wish to hear some. You may not force it upon me.
