@pdxmark2 Maybe we’ll allow you to join if you stop being such a snarky b-word. In other words, you can’t join.

And a lot of cocaine, too, of course, but only one kind.

Our book club meeting this month was raging. We had ginger snaps AND snickerdoodles!

Remember, movie bloggers: TRANSFORMERS is “awesome,” but TWILIGHT is “lame.” Don’t get it wrong!

@devincf RE: blogger hating LOTL because he doesn’t get invited to things: It’s not like you not to name names. Spill it!

Bruce said Anjelica is still embarrassed by the movie; Jack Nicholson was on the set a lot; everyone was stoned most of the time.

Why yes, I DID just get an e-mail from Bruce Vilanch regarding my “Ice Pirates” column.

Conan’s new set looks like Super Mario Bros.: http://tinyurl.com/qsv33h

“The Ice Pirates,” which is the subject of this week’s edition of Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com, is another film that I’d never heard of until I asked for suggestions for the column. Several people mentioned it, which is always a good/bad sign (good fodder for the column, but really bad to watch).

It seems to be one of those movies that people watched a lot as kids. I don’t know if it was actually marketed toward children or if that’s just who found it entertaining, but it’s kind of dirty to be a kids’ movie. It was rated PG, but only because PG-13 hadn’t been invented yet; it has a good number of dirty jokes and castration references, plus a sex scene. Also, it’s stupid and terrible. Don’t let your kids watch it! In fact, don’t let anyone watch it.

@DavidHarley “Wing Commander”? Based on a video game? Starring Freddie Prinze Jr.?? How have I not already covered this?? I’ll get on it.