Hey, I know! Let’s sit at the table reserved for writers filing stories and have a loud, detailed conversation about our friends’ sex lives!

“Vegas: Based on a True Story” has four credited screenwriters. That’s five more than it needed. #cv09

Harry Knowles has a strange beard. His actual face and chin are hairless — all the whiskers are on his neck. New name: Hairy Rolls.

Quick post! Super-busy! Covering the CineVegas Film Festival for Cinematical! No time for personal pronouns or complete sentences! Open all night! All-nude revue!

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: “The Neverending Story III,” a children’s film that ranges from bad to terrible depending on which scene you watch and how closely you think about it. Compare with Eddie Murphy’s “Imagine That,” opening tomorrow, which I haven’t seen but which I assume is bad, given the presence of Eddie Murphy and my skeptical nature.

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: “The Neverending Story III: The Story That Never Ends” http://tinyurl.com/mqzexz

Best part of CineVegas opening-night film: off-duty showgirl in front of me putting on librarian glasses to look smarter. #cv09