Letterman’s only crime was mak…
Monday, June 15th, 2009Letterman’s only crime was making a joke about an outdated political figure. What’s next, a Dan Quayle joke?
Archive for June 15th, 2009
Starbucks employee just said a…
Monday, June 15th, 2009Starbucks employee just said a man’s “expresso” was ready. Do not purchase things from people who cannot pronounce them!
@BillCorbett Whenever I eat a …
Monday, June 15th, 2009@BillCorbett Whenever I eat a Hot Pocket, I sing the HOBGOBLINS song: “Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. Whatcha gonna do with those Hot Pockets.”
@coldmilk No beef with liking …
Monday, June 15th, 2009@coldmilk No beef with liking it. Beef is with the lazy writer’s cliché “leave your brain at the door.” Critics should use words more good.
Wow, guys, I totally woke up i…
Monday, June 15th, 2009Wow, guys, I totally woke up in my hotel room this morning with a tiger and a baby! Ha ha ha! #douchebag
