@bmerritt @1inAmelia At any rate, happy anniversary. May your years together be as bounteous as Megan Fox’s slow-motion breasts.
Archive for June 27th, 2009
@1inAmelia I refuse to accept that your ONLY choices were “Year One” and “Transformers.” PEDDLE YOUR LIES SOMEWHERE ELSE, SISTER.
@bmerritt Why are you celebrating your wedding anniversary by watching Transformers?! Do you think I do this for my health??
Just met new neighbor when her U-Haul tore the side mirror off my car. Oh crap, am I living in a romantic comedy??
A man just strolled past my window whistling the Indiana Jones theme. Why do I find that so delightful?
The same idiot who hated “Coraline” because it got the title character’s hair color wrong also hates “Up.” http://tinyurl.com/mn44q7