@bmerritt @1inAmelia At any ra…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009@bmerritt @1inAmelia At any rate, happy anniversary. May your years together be as bounteous as Megan Fox’s slow-motion breasts.
Archive for June 27th, 2009
@1inAmelia I refuse to accept …
Saturday, June 27th, 2009@1inAmelia I refuse to accept that your ONLY choices were “Year One” and “Transformers.” PEDDLE YOUR LIES SOMEWHERE ELSE, SISTER.
@bmerritt Why are you celebrat…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009@bmerritt Why are you celebrating your wedding anniversary by watching Transformers?! Do you think I do this for my health??
Just met new neighbor when her…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009Just met new neighbor when her U-Haul tore the side mirror off my car. Oh crap, am I living in a romantic comedy??
A man just strolled past my wi…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009A man just strolled past my window whistling the Indiana Jones theme. Why do I find that so delightful?
The same idiot who hated “Cora…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009The same idiot who hated “Coraline” because it got the title character’s hair color wrong also hates “Up.” http://tinyurl.com/mn44q7
