“Spider-Man 3″ was the top-gro…
Sunday, June 28th, 2009“Spider-Man 3″ was the top-grossing film of 2007. But who LOVED that movie? Nobody, that’s who. Not even Sam Raimi loved that movie.
Archive for June, 2009
A huge opening box office only…
Sunday, June 28th, 2009A huge opening box office only means lots of people *saw* a movie, not that they necessarily *liked* it. Come on, word of mouth! Save us!
It was Billy Mays who made me …
Sunday, June 28th, 2009It was Billy Mays who made me say, “Why is that man on TV shouting at me? What does he hope to gain by that?” I never learned the answer.
RT @TheMacLennan Billy Mays ha…
Sunday, June 28th, 2009RT @TheMacLennan Billy Mays had my utmost respect. But wait … if he calls in the next 8 minutes, he has my admiration, too!
@BillCorbett “Despite” all you…
Sunday, June 28th, 2009@BillCorbett “Despite” all your rage you’re still just a rat in a cage? No, Billy. It’s BECAUSE OF all your rage. Think about it.
@bmerritt @1inAmelia At any ra…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009@bmerritt @1inAmelia At any rate, happy anniversary. May your years together be as bounteous as Megan Fox’s slow-motion breasts.
@1inAmelia I refuse to accept …
Saturday, June 27th, 2009@1inAmelia I refuse to accept that your ONLY choices were “Year One” and “Transformers.” PEDDLE YOUR LIES SOMEWHERE ELSE, SISTER.
@bmerritt Why are you celebrat…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009@bmerritt Why are you celebrating your wedding anniversary by watching Transformers?! Do you think I do this for my health??
Just met new neighbor when her…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009Just met new neighbor when her U-Haul tore the side mirror off my car. Oh crap, am I living in a romantic comedy??
A man just strolled past my wi…
Saturday, June 27th, 2009A man just strolled past my window whistling the Indiana Jones theme. Why do I find that so delightful?
