I wrote a new “Snide Remarks” …
Sunday, July 5th, 2009I wrote a new “Snide Remarks” for this week, but only in my head. Once I type it up, though — man! Get ready to LOL!
I wrote a new “Snide Remarks” for this week, but only in my head. Once I type it up, though — man! Get ready to LOL!
@harmonicasolo It would probably be perfect, but it was straight-to-video. I try to stick to theatrical releases. Thanks, though!
“I’m the luckiest retard! I stumble accidentally into success!” (Refers to Forrest Gump, not Sarah Palin. Sorry for the confusion.)
Watching “Forrest Gump” a couple nights ago, I realized that “Forrest Gump” is an astonishing pile of crap.
@travisezell I don’t acknowledge the idea of “too soon.” But the answer to your question is yes.
“I’m Sarah Palin! I’m a victim! Look at what a victimy victim I am! If I can’t have your respect, can I at least have your pity?”
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