William H. Macy stars in “Okely-Dokely: The Ned Flanders Story.” #moviesthatdonotexistbutwouldbeawesomeiftheydid

Fox News says Frank was “rude” to woman who simply asked a question, edits out the part where she called Obama a Nazi. http://bit.ly/DFMTW

RiffTrax Live was fun! I’d never seen PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, and I’m glad I had those fellas to walk me through it. @rifftrax

I love movie geeks who spend every waking hour reading about movies on the Internet, yet consider any actual details to be “spoilers.”

Samuel L. Jackson has appeared in 82 theatrical features since 1989, 36 just since 2000. Just FYI.

@ErikDavis Plus, we even mention it in a making-fun-of-horndogs-who-will-drool-over-this way. At least, that was my intent.

Good news, pervs! BLACK SWAN has a Portman-Kunis sex scene! http://bit.ly/3Kf3h0

Hey, people who are a little too chubby to wear jeans well! Would you like to look even worse?? http://bit.ly/sOB9F

Somehow, this video of a baby fox licking ice cream is more delightful for being in German. http://bit.ly/DM7QE

Getting Taco Bell at 11:30 p.m. and eating it in front of the TV is a brief pleasure with horrific consequences. Yet still worth it.