The two white-trash women scre…
Saturday, August 22nd, 2009The two white-trash women screaming at each other as they walk down the street past my apartment fail to notice what a beautiful day it is.
Archive for August, 2009
@ElisabethRappe Your mistake i…
Saturday, August 22nd, 2009@ElisabethRappe Your mistake is in reading the comments people post. THEY ARE MEAN IDIOTS! ALL OF THEM! (OK, 95% of them.)
@rejects “However, there’s a b…
Friday, August 21st, 2009@rejects “However, there’s a beautiful woman laying on my couch.” // What is she laying? An egg? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA #grammarjoke
Hey, I heard that while you’re…
Friday, August 21st, 2009Hey, I heard that while you’re watching 15 minutes of AVATAR, some of the other theaters are showing ENTIRE MOVIES!
Oh, Texas. Why don’t you just …
Friday, August 21st, 2009Oh, Texas. Why don’t you just secede already? http://bit.ly/Vatfk ; see also http://bit.ly/NOcda (P.S. We get to keep Austin.)
Limbaugh says we should “get t…
Friday, August 21st, 2009Limbaugh says we should “get the gov’t out of Medicare.” Yeah! Let’s get the sugar out of cotton candy, too! http://bit.ly/1ergwx
@ErikDavis Being taken out of …
Friday, August 21st, 2009@ErikDavis Being taken out of Oscar season is mildly surprising; moving to dumping-ground February is alarming.
Friday movie roundup – Aug. 21
Friday, August 21st, 2009Quentin Tarantino’s intentionally misspelled “Inglourious Basterds” opens today, and love it or hate it, there’s no question it’s a Quentin Tarantino film. If you’ve seen one of his previous works, you know what sort of shenanigans you’re in for.
Tarantino’s last film was “Death Proof,” which ran as one-half of the “Grindhouse” program. The other half was “Planet Terror,” directed by Robert Rodriguez — who also has a new film coming out today! It’s “Shorts,” a sunny, PG-rated lark aimed at kids, with a story about a magic wish-granting rock. Very un-Tarantino-like.
The third new wide release this weekend is “Post Grad,” an awful comedy starring the girl from “Gilmore Girls” as a recent college graduate who can’t find a job. This is largely because she’s a petulant, over-entitled moron, though the movie does not realize this.
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Today’s insane letter printed …
Friday, August 21st, 2009Today’s insane letter printed in a Utah paper: “People are too tolerant!!” http://bit.ly/YyBuH
In DUMBO, he doesn’t fly until…
Friday, August 21st, 2009In DUMBO, he doesn’t fly until the very end, but that’s what everyone always talks about. Total spoiler, you guys. Not cool.
