LOVE HAPPENS has a climactic scene that ends with the Slow Clap. Yes. An actual non-ironic Slow Clap. In 2009. I couldn’t believe it.

LOVE HAPPENS: They should have stuck with the original title, S*** HAPPENS.

I marvel at the efficiency of slang. “I am going to” is now expressed “Ima.” Thank you, rappers!

Blockbuster may close 20% of its stores by next year. In other news, Blockbuster still has stores. http://bit.ly/js9RD

I slowed down to look at Jay Leno’s train wreck last night, shuddered, then sped past it.