Jenna Elfman’s new sitcom ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE: accidentally not funny. Or maybe it was intentional. Either way, NOT FUNNY.

@WillRubio Happy birthday, you funny Mexican or something!

Crazy couple upset that their Obama-as-Hitler-themed float wasn’t allowed in the town parade. http://bit.ly/vt7tx

Local brewery is hosting BIKETOBEERFEST. Biketoberfest, OK. Octobeerfest, OK. But not all at once. It’s too much. http://bit.ly/VKshg

CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY rated R solely because it uses the F-word three times. PG-13 films that did the same thing are gloating.