Justice Ruth Ginsburg hospitalized, probably to have one of those abortions she loves so much. http://bit.ly/wmtVJ

But more to the point, here’s a picture of a bearsharktopus. http://bit.ly/Y2157

Watch all of that Glenn Beck clip and see if you don’t want to punch him in the face over and over and over again, especially at the end.

Glenn Beck insists Obama has a “hatred for white culture,” but refuses to explain what he means by “white culture.” http://bit.ly/230xa3

Despite not being screened until the last minute, SURROGATES is actually a really entertaining sci-fi/action flick.

The problem with all those Chuck Norris jokes is that now Chuck Norris thinks people take him seriously.

The point is, my original guess of “a couple weeks” was very wrong. Also, FAME covers 4 years and tries to do it in 107 minutes. The end.

ROTK says 13 months from leaving Shire to returning. Then I guess almost 3 more yrs. pass before Frodo comments on shoulder injury.

Well! @dannymears says at the end of ROTK, Frodo tells Sam that it has “been four years” since he got stabbed in the shoulder!

Also, is it bad that the only time I ever check my “@EricDSnider” replies is when I specifically ask for answers to something?