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Archive for September, 2009

The Denny’s near my house CLOS…

Monday, September 28th, 2009

The Denny’s near my house CLOSES every night at 1 a.m. This is a perverse abomination of the natural order of things.

CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY is as…

Monday, September 28th, 2009

CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY is as sloppy and undisciplined as Wall Street. http://bit.ly/1WC2Ik

So Michael Jackson has a conce…

Monday, September 28th, 2009

So Michael Jackson has a concert film coming out, but he’s not doing a publicity tour to promote it? Tacky.

People of Las Vegas: Is there …

Monday, September 28th, 2009

People of Las Vegas: Is there truly no arthouse movie theater anywhere in your terrible city? Can that be so?

Just stumbled across an instan…

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Just stumbled across an instance where I described something as an “unending carousel of nightmares.” Must use this phrase more often.

loves the TOY STORY movies but…

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

loves the TOY STORY movies but has no interest in seeing them in 3D. It’s a gimmick, and in this case an after-the-fact gimmick.

Time-lapse photography proves …

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Time-lapse photography proves Obama is actually a cardboard cut-out, or possibly a wax figure. http://bit.ly/INUas

Have issues with “stink of hip…

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Have issues with “stink of hipsters” because in Portland, it’s not just hipsters who stink. Many types stink. PDX is a stinky city.

Also like “a lookatthesef***in…

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Also like “a lookatthesef***inghipsters of hipsters” (courtesy of @DrPuppykicker).

My fave suggestions for what t…

Friday, September 25th, 2009

My fave suggestions for what to call a group of hipsters: a shag, a thrift, a Guevara, a smug (2 people said this), a slouch, a pose.


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