The Denny’s near my house CLOS…
Monday, September 28th, 2009The Denny’s near my house CLOSES every night at 1 a.m. This is a perverse abomination of the natural order of things.
The Denny’s near my house CLOSES every night at 1 a.m. This is a perverse abomination of the natural order of things.
CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY is as sloppy and undisciplined as Wall Street. http://bit.ly/1WC2Ik
So Michael Jackson has a concert film coming out, but he’s not doing a publicity tour to promote it? Tacky.
People of Las Vegas: Is there truly no arthouse movie theater anywhere in your terrible city? Can that be so?
Just stumbled across an instance where I described something as an “unending carousel of nightmares.” Must use this phrase more often.
loves the TOY STORY movies but has no interest in seeing them in 3D. It’s a gimmick, and in this case an after-the-fact gimmick.
Time-lapse photography proves Obama is actually a cardboard cut-out, or possibly a wax figure. http://bit.ly/INUas
Have issues with “stink of hipsters” because in Portland, it’s not just hipsters who stink. Many types stink. PDX is a stinky city.
Also like “a lookatthesef***inghipsters of hipsters” (courtesy of @DrPuppykicker).
My fave suggestions for what to call a group of hipsters: a shag, a thrift, a Guevara, a smug (2 people said this), a slouch, a pose.
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