Wow, Mackenzie Phillips’ fathe…
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009Wow, Mackenzie Phillips’ father really had poor taste in women. http://bit.ly/lKABH
Archive for September, 2009
Jenna Elfman’s new sitcom ACCI…
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009Jenna Elfman’s new sitcom ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE: accidentally not funny. Or maybe it was intentional. Either way, NOT FUNNY.
@WillRubio Happy birthday, you…
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009@WillRubio Happy birthday, you funny Mexican or something!
Crazy couple upset that their …
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009Crazy couple upset that their Obama-as-Hitler-themed float wasn’t allowed in the town parade. http://bit.ly/vt7tx
Local brewery is hosting BIKET…
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009Local brewery is hosting BIKETOBEERFEST. Biketoberfest, OK. Octobeerfest, OK. But not all at once. It’s too much. http://bit.ly/VKshg
CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY rated…
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY rated R solely because it uses the F-word three times. PG-13 films that did the same thing are gloating.
It is alarming that anyone is …
Monday, September 21st, 2009It is alarming that anyone is dumb enough to think this is true, just because they read it in their e-mail. http://bit.ly/X6Oml
MY FRIEND (A TEACHER): Who kno…
Monday, September 21st, 2009MY FRIEND (A TEACHER): Who knows what assonance is? STUDENT: Isn’t that the opposite of abstinence?
I want to become a writer for …
Monday, September 21st, 2009I want to become a writer for Jay Leno. Here’s my audition: “It was really hot and windy in L.A. today. What, was Rush Limbaugh speaking?”
Very disturbing to see pics of…
Monday, September 21st, 2009Very disturbing to see pics of SNL writers last night on the Emmys, and to notice that they are all younger than I am.
