RT @frenchelon This was clearly Michael Jackson ordering take-out in heaven.

Thank goodness Balloon Boy is OK, because otherwise joking about him would have been distasteful.

Not to pile on with the bad news, but … Garth Brooks is coming out of retirement. http://bit.ly/46Xslk

Rescinding previous tweet until we know for sure whether the kid’s OK.

All modern movies about vigilante justice owe something to “Death Wish” (including “Law Abiding Citizen,” which comes out tomorrow), and it helped extend Charles Bronson’s notoriety into another couple decades. The four sequels to “Death Wish” are, by most accounts, all terrible; rather than watch them all and choose the worst one for Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com, I assumed the final entry, “Death Wish: The Face of Death,” would be the worst. That’s usually a safe bet with this sort of thing. Plus, it has that great subtitle. THE FACE OF DEATH!!

Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: DEATH WISH: THE FACE OF DEATH, with Charles Bronson as the face of death. http://bit.ly/kJEFB