Just calculated that my usual Taco Bell meal is 1,210 calories, 50 grams of fat, 3,600 mg of sodium, and a pound of pure poop.

@craigbates Fatigue and sinus pain called; they’re running late. Asked me to punch you in the face for them in the meantime.

@FatboyRoberts I hope @dawntaylor666 invites me back! I think I’m in the doghouse with her right now (but not over Roger Corman).

Anyway, my elaboration and @scotteweinberg’s rebuttal will be up tomorrow. There are reasonable arguments on both sides.

@DrewAtHitFix Sure, but by the same logic Thomas Edison deserves an Oscar. Going by quality of film work — Oscar’s usual yardstick — no.

Apparently my assertion that Roger Corman doesn’t deserve an Oscar was troubling. Will elaborate tomorrow, with rebuttal by @scotteweinberg.

@scottrenshaw If I hated America, would I love the flag enough to use it for toilet paper? ANSWER ME THAT, RENSHAW!

Calling any U.S. citizen “un-American,” or claiming he “hates America,” is a good way to not be taken seriously by reasonable people.

What’s the Big Deal?: DRACULA (1931). http://bit.ly/2aiJ6K (New Film.com column. I’m celebrating sparkly vampire week!)

Saw PRECIOUS again yesterday. Still very impressed. Needs more baby-throwing, though.