Only 14 of Steven Seagal’s 34 movies actually played in U.S. theaters. Even his dental x-rays go straight to video.
Archive for November 21st, 2009
How have I done 83 editions of Eric’s Bad Movies without a single Steven Seagal?? This will be rectified at once.
RT @justinsallen And if said dog puts his paw over his eyes, it goes to 100%. <– Yes. Thank you.
If a film cuts to a dog for a reaction shot, there is a 99% chance the film is not funny.
OLD DOGS isn’t quite as bad as ALL ABOUT STEVE, but it’s not for lack of trying.
Letter to the editor: “I wish everyone would stop saying ‘Oh my gosh.’ It’s blasphemous.” http://bit.ly/6PUq67