40-year-old women lusting after TWILIGHT’s male stars: You’re not “cute.” You’re not “cougars.” You’re “creepy.”

In which I express alarm that I am JUST NOW learning of the existence of Steven Seagal’s energy drink: http://bit.ly/7Ngf6i

Oh, nice going, Eric. You created a feature that requires you to watch JACK, starring Robin Williams as a 40-year-old boy.

Why isn’t @bmerritt online so I can chat with him? Sometimes I doubt his commitment to letting me waste his time when he’s at work.

@Jenn_Brown Was there a screening?

No one is doing publicity for BROTHERS in Portland, not even the usual Lionsgate publicist. Critics in other markets: similar weirdness?