@Dorv My follow-up post noted …
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009@Dorv My follow-up post noted I should have said his films are “generally” bad, not “all” bad. I’ve seen enough of them to say that much.
@Dorv My follow-up post noted I should have said his films are “generally” bad, not “all” bad. I’ve seen enough of them to say that much.
Cruel nicknames for overweight vampires: http://bit.ly/lcEgD (Favorites: Snackula, Vlad the Inhaler, Taco Bela)
Episode 2 of Ham Fisted Radio podcast, starring @DawnTaylor666 and featuring special guest me! http://bit.ly/8rbYCM
“What Up with That?” on SNL literally makes me laugh until I cry. I can’t explain it. Am I the only one it has that effect on?
Only 14 of Steven Seagal’s 34 movies actually played in U.S. theaters. Even his dental x-rays go straight to video.
How have I done 83 editions of Eric’s Bad Movies without a single Steven Seagal?? This will be rectified at once.
RT @justinsallen And if said dog puts his paw over his eyes, it goes to 100%. <– Yes. Thank you.
If a film cuts to a dog for a reaction shot, there is a 99% chance the film is not funny.
OLD DOGS isn’t quite as bad as ALL ABOUT STEVE, but it’s not for lack of trying.
Letter to the editor: “I wish everyone would stop saying ‘Oh my gosh.’ It’s blasphemous.” http://bit.ly/6PUq67
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