Want to make bets on whether L…
Thursday, January 7th, 2010Want to make bets on whether LEAP YEAR will still be Worst Film of the 2010s after TOOTH FAIRY comes out? #smartmoneysaysno
Want to make bets on whether LEAP YEAR will still be Worst Film of the 2010s after TOOTH FAIRY comes out? #smartmoneysaysno
Jim Emerson has compiled some tirades against fat people made by loathsome human being Jeffrey Wells. http://bit.ly/5GUnOn
RT @timcarvell Right now I’d imagine Daniel Roebuck is sitting by the phone, waiting expectantly. // RT because I’m proud I get the joke.
Portland: Cort & Fatboy present THE IRON GIANT Fri. 11 p.m. Bagdad Theater. $3. Theatrical print! Come watch! http://bit.ly/pChLt
Writing about LEAP YEAR makes me hate it more than I already did. So I now hate it 110%. LEAP YEAR defies the laws of mathematics.
Look at the unsightly trolls in Leno’s audience every night. Where do they tape this? A county fair?
RT @RandyTayler Being bipolar is depressing. Well, sometimes.
RT @ofcs We predict what the 10 Best Picture Oscar nominees will be. Are we wrong? http://bit.ly/7aafaA
After taking a break for the holidays, Eric’s Bad Movies and What’s the Big Deal? are both back at Film.com this week, thus providing millions of readers with additional reasons to live. I am glad to provide this service.
Eric’s Bad Movies is “Firewalker,” a Chuck Norris manure pile from 1986. The movie contains no firewalking whatsoever, though this is just one of its many disappointments.
The subject of What’s the Big Deal?, meanwhile, is “The Manchurian Candidate,” from 1962, in which Angela Lansbury already looked like an old woman. She’s been an old woman for the better part of a century. Good movie, though.
Eric’s Bad Movies at Film.com: FIREWALKER (1986) http://bit.ly/8yiicl (Note: movie contains no firewalking.)
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